About The Nap Report
We believe every nap deserves to be documented. Especially when the napper is named Donald.
How It Started
It started with a single photo. A Donald, asleep at a city council meeting, mouth slightly open, completely at peace. Someone sent it to us and said: 'There has to be more of these.' There was. There are. There always will be.
What We Stand For
The Nap Report is a citizen journalism project dedicated to the documentation, preservation, and celebration of public napping by individuals named Donald. We are non-partisan. We are thorough. We are tireless — unlike our subjects.
Our Values
Accuracy
Every submission is verified. We confirm the napper's name is Donald before it enters the archive.
Respect
We document naps. We do not mock nappers. Sleep is a human right and we honor it.
Completeness
No nap is too small. No venue too obscure. If a Donald slept there, we want to know.
Got a nap to report? We're always watching. Or rather — they're always sleeping.
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